Saturday, September 10, 2011

Never Forget 9 - 11 -2001

‎10 yrs ago today a disaster changed the world, and 3000 innocent people lost their lives. It was a tragedy, and one the world will never forget. The US will never be the same. Let us remember the unity and selflessness that followed, and remember the sacrifice of those innocent people and the heroes of the NYPD and FDNY.

We should take from that great tragedy 10 yrs ago that violence is never the answer, and that war always hurts the innocent people, the bystanders, not the politicians. The word has many different ideologies, but the goal is to live peacefully and tolerantly, as part of the global community.

Never Forget - 9/11/2001

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Hilarious Change-Up Hits the Funny Bone in all the Right Places

The Change-Up
5 stars out of 5



When I went into the theater to see the Change-Up, I thought "Hey, why not?  It's free" but i didn't have any expectations that i would actually enjoy myself.  I've seen the body switch movie done many times over, and done in many ways. The most famous versions are the actioner Face-Off and the various versions of Disney comedy Freaky Friday.

I have seen many recent comedies including the hit the Hangover (same writers as the Change-Up) and while the Hangover was a hit, i didn't find it as funny as many others did.  The Change-Up, however, is comedy done right.  The comedy is both sophistocated and raunchy, and there were cetainly some gross out moments, but overall, the movie was jus a blast.

Jason Bateman(Dave Lockwood) and Ryan Reynolds (Mitch Planko) shined as best friends walking two different roads in life.  They both got their share of laughs, and they played sucessfully off of each other.  Leslie Mann was also great, and has some genuine funny moments as Dave's wife Jamie. I also have to give some props to young Sydney Rouviere whose limited scenes had me roaring as Dave's young Daughter Cara. 

The rest of the cast was great as well.  I did have some concerns about the creepy children playing Dave and Jamie's youngest, twins Peter and Sara (Luke and Lauren Bain).  They had some funny moments, but overall they were a little creepy.    If you see the movie, you'll see what i mean.
I certainly don't want to spoil it for you, but this movie had some great surprise funny moments, but it also had its serious moments - especially at the end when reality sinks in and Mitch and Dave realize what we all know they're going to realize - that they want their own lives back.

In the end it was a great surprise with a great cast and many laughs.  At times, the entire theater was laughing.  At the end, I was sorry this was over, and this is one movie I'll be catching again on DVD. 

Monday, April 4, 2011

SuperBro

Had a dream last night, turned it into the beginning of a story.  This is for you Owen (he was really in the dream too)!!!

SuperBro

As T hurried home, he thought to himself how this was the worst thing that could have happened – not just for him, but for his whole family. He had just gotten a frantic call from his mother while at work, asking him to rush home. His little brother, Owen was having a temper tantrum. These temper tantrums had getting progressively worse for weeks, and eventually Owen was going to hurt someone. Or worse, someone was going to discover the families secret. About a year ago, Owens powers had manifested, just as his had – same age, same temper tantrums. The only difference was that Owen was way more powerful than T will ever be. Unlike T whose powers had manifested as telekenesis, Owens powers had manifested, and manifested, and manifested again. Each time T had thought it was over, Owen would use a different ability, one they had never seen him use before. This time it was the same power as his, the power to move things with his mind. It was a pretty versatile power, and T was confident he could handle this particular outburst, having had years of practice perfecting his abilities. He could control it with the precision of a laser beam, where Owen was likely to be like a bull in a china shop. He just hoped he was right.

As he got off the bus, he heard sirens and stashed his laptop bag behind a bush about a block away from their building. He may need to have both hands free if police were involved. He quickened his pace, almost running the last hundred feet. As he arrived at the apartment building, he saw police at both the front and the back door. It looked like they had just arrived – hopefully he could beat them to Owen, or else someone was likely to get hurt. That is, if someone hadn't already. If he didn't do something, Owen was going to get taken in by the police. Whenever a super was discovered by the government, they did one of two things, get them to join the military, or put them on stamp. Stamp was a drug created by the government that stamped out their abilities, but it had some nasty side effects. T didn't know the science of it, but he had heard that it worked on the part of the brain where the powers were activated, effectively turning it off. It Turned some people into zombies, and he had heard It had even killed some. The government feared the supers, and treated them like enemies of the state, unless they were willing to work as a weapon for the government.

He only saw one way into the apartment without going through the police– through the window in the living room. Thirty feet up, on the third floor. It was likely that the police would see him, but he didn't have much choice. In order to protect his brother and his secret, he would have to reveal his powers to the police and whoever else was watching. It was what it was – Owen needed him.

This had been his favorite trick as a kid, but as he got older it got harder and harder to do – the bigger he got, the more taxing it was on his system. Now whenever he tried it, he got a killer headache. In any case, he had never heard of a telekinetic who could do it. Then again, it was dangerous to brag. He floated into the air and sped towards the window. Hopefully, but a blur to the cops below.

With a flick of his right hand, the screen had fallen to the ground below, and a flick of the left hand had opened the window,with a practiced, fluid motion. The speed at which he traveled would hopefully help him retain his anonymity, at least in the short term. His head began to pound like a jackhammer, as he landed in the living room. He looked around him to find things floating around in circles – a tornado of bric a brac. It seems the epicenter was the kitchen, where he could hear wimpering and crying, barely audible above the din of broken dishes and glass. T guessed Owen was scared, and didn't know how to turn it off. The same thing had happened to him .The last few months had been rough on Owen, mostly because he was scared of what he would do next. As he got older, he would learn to control his abilities, but at this age, his emotions were in control, and the angrier or more scared he got, the more dangerous things would get. Right now he was probably terrified. Even T was nervous, the display of power Owen was showing was much more than anything he had ever displayed. If he wasn't so concerned, he might even be jealous.

He made his way towards the kitchen, probably not the safest room in the house for him to be in, having to pass right through storm. As he entered the kitchen, he had to generate a thin shield around his body to protect him from the flying debris.

“Hey Bud, are you okay?” T said to his little brother, curled into a ball on the kitchen floor.

“Don't come near me, I might hurt you” He said in a small voice, hoarse from screaming or crying, possibly both.

“It's ok – I can help you. First you just need to calm down. It's going to be okay. Where's mom?”

“She ran into her room crying. I didn't mean hurt anyone.” With every word, he just got more and more upset, causing the few items left untouched in the room to life off the ground.

“I know you didn't bud.” T said as he slowly made his way over to his brother, avoiding flying appliances, dishes, and food. Just as he reached his brother a knife came flying at his face – luckily it bounced off his shield. “See buddy, you can't hurt me – don't worry. It'll be ok.”

As he reached his brother, he cradled him in his arms, trying both to comfort him and calm him down. It seemed to be working as things started falling to the floor. He could hear the sounds of breaking dishes and furniture, as everything was suddenly silent and still.

Just as T had calmed Owen down, T could hear people running up the stairs. “Okay Owie, you have to trust me right now. We have to go. We'll come back later to make sure mom is okay, but right now we have to get out of here. Try to stay calm – I know it's hard, but don't worry, we'll be okay.”

KNOCK-KNOCK

“Open up in there. It's the police.” He heard from the door, as the police had finally reached it. They certainly wouldn't take no for an answer, especially not after seeing T's display.

“Am I going to get arrested?” Owen asked.

“No – I won't let anything happen to you – that's why we have to go though, so come on.” T picked him up and started walking towards the window. There was only one way out, and he could just imagine the headache he was going to have when it was all said and done. He looked down at Owen, and noticed his eyelids had begun to get heavy, as he let out a yawn – using that much raw power really wore him out. “Go ahead, Owen, go to sleep, I'm sure you're tired. I'll be with you when you get up.” Seconds later he was out. It was likely that he'd be out for at least a few hours.

Just then their mom ran out into the living room, her tear-stained cheeks evidence of what she's been through the last few hours, and blood was running down her cheek. She must have gotten knicked by something before she found escape behind her bedroom door.

“It's the police, what are we going to do?” She asked. She knew better than anyone else the dangers of the government catching someone like Owen and himself. Owen's father had been taken by the police when Owen was just six, and was never seen or heard from again.

“Well considering they might've seen me fly throug the window, I'd say we have to get out of here”

“Ok – let's go.”

“No, mom. Not you. It won't be safe. I'll take care of Owen, but we have to go now.”

“I'm not letting you take my baby.” She looked like someone had punched her in the emotional gut, which is pretty much what had happened. At least the government wouldn't get him.

“I don't know that we have any other choice”

BANG-BANG. Sounds like they'd started kicking in the door.

“Sooner or later they're going to get the door open,and if they don't find someone here, they're going to think it was you causing the chaos. Just tell them someone broke in.”

“Where are you going to go?”

“I don't know, but we'll be fine. I'll call you when I can.”

She looked at T and Owen with a look of loss and confusion. She walked over to T, and kissed him on the cheek. “Keep him safe.”

“Always.”

“What am I going to tell them when they ask where he is?”

“Just tell them I'm babysitting him. They may have seen me fly in the window, but I don't think they got a good look.”

Both T and his mother knew that it may never be safe for Owen and T to come back. Sooner or later, the cops were going to talk to neighbors who would report that they heard Owen crying (or screaming) and things breaking. They'll put that together with the report of the man flying in the window, and they'll figure it out. Supers were rare, but not much else could cause the destruction in the apartment, or the blur through the window.

T's former life was over. If they suspected that Owen was a super, they would know that T was. His flying spectacle assured that. This changed everything for T – he couldn't go back to his job, couldn't contact his friends, and now he had a ten year old to care for. And the day started out so boring.

T was out the window just moments before the cops burst through the door. He heard them accusingly questioning his mother, and hoped he had done the right thing in leaving her behind. He didn't think the cops could arrest her without just cause – supers were the only ones without rights, and that was just because they were so dangerous. Or so T rationalized. In reality, the cops could probably do whatever they wanted.

He had now become an enemy of the state, cut off from everyone and everything he had ever known. He could understand the rationale – if Owen wasn't his brother, T might think he was dangerous, a ticking time bomb even. Above all else, though, he was just a scared ten year old boy, like any other. He needed someone, now more than ever, to have faith in him. T wouldn't let his brother down. He was all he had, now.

From the fire escape, he looked down and saw that the cops were gone from the back door. They must be the ones inside the apartment. T was trying to decide if it was worth going back for his bag, hidden behind the tree a block away. The bag had his laptop, his phone charger, and some money in it, which would come in handy.

From behind him in the apartment, he heard a commotion and realized the police were coming to look out the window. Eventually, he was going to need his bag, so it was worth taking the chance. He swooped down behind the tree a block from the apartment, grabbing his bag. It didn't look like anyone had seen him land – it came in handy to be able to travel that fast. One thing was for sure, T was glad to be on solid ground again.

He didn't know where he was going, but he had all the time in the world to figure it out. Just then the pounding of his head brought attention to itself. He had never carried anything as heavy as Owen with him as he flew. He hadn't even been sure he could. Now he knew. He started walking away from the apartment at a moderate pace, trying not to bring attention to himself, staying on side streets and backyards. He had to get them out of Boston.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

New Movies Added to My Collection

I've added quite a few movies to my movie list in the past few months (and even weeks) so check out below and see if any of these catch your interest:



Eric's Movie Collection


(500) Days of Summer

*batteries not included

10,000 BC

101 Dalmatians

12 Dogs of Christmas

2000 Year Old Man

2001 Maniacs

2004 World Series

2012

24

28 Days Later...

3 Men and a Baby

30 Days of Night

30 Rock

4: Rise of the Silver Surfer

4th Floor

50 First Dates

5ive Days to Midnight

9

A Bug's Life

ABBA: Our Last Video Ever

ABBA: The Definitive Collection

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Across the Universe

Adam & Steve

Adaptation.

Addams Family

Addams Family Values

Adventureland

Adventures in Babysitting

Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

Adventures of Pluto Nash

Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Adventures of the Gummi Bears

Airheads

Aladdin

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Aladdin: The Return of Jafar

ALF

Alias

Alice

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

All Dogs Go to Heaven

All in the Family

Almost Normal

Alpha Dog

Altered States

Alvin and the Chipmunks

American History X

American Pie

American Pie 2

American Wedding

Amityville Horror

Amon Saga

Amusement

An American Tail

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

Analyze This

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Angel

Angels in America

Angels in the Outfield

Anger Management

Animal ER

Animaniacs

Animatrix

Annabelle's Wish

Another Gay Movie

Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!

Antarctica

Antitrust

Arachnophobia

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Armageddon

Army of Darkness

Arrested Development

Arthur and the Invisibles

Artificial Intelligence: AI

Associate

Automaton Transfusion

Autopsy

Avatar

Awake

Babe

Babe: Pig in the city

Babe: Pig In the city

Babylon 5

Back to the Future

Back to the Future Part II

Back to the Future Part III

Bad Boys

Bad Boys II

Bambi

Bangkok Dangerous

Batman

Batman

Batman Begins

Batman Forever

Batman Returns

Batman: Gotham Knight

Battlestar Galactica

Battlestar Galactica

BeastMaster

Beautician and the Beast

Beautiful Thing

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

Beauty Shop

Becoming Men

Bedtime Stories

Beerfest

Beethoven

Beethoven's 2nd

Beetle Juice

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Being Human

Better Off Ted

Beverly Hills Cop

Beverly Hills, 90210

Bewitched

Bewitched

Beyond the Sea

Bicentennial Man

Big

Big Bang Theory

Big Daddy

Big Momma's House

Bill + Ted's Bogus Journey

Billy Madison

Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss

Birdemic

Birds of Prey

Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows

Blank Check

Blast from the Past

Blazing Saddles

Blob, the

Blood Creek

Blood Dolls

Blood Moon Rising

Blood: The Last Vampire

Bloody Mary

Blue Lagoon

Bolt

Bongwater

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Born to Be Wild

Bosom Buddies

Bourne Ultimatum

Bowling for Columbine

Boy Meets World

Brady Bunch

Braindead

Breaking Bad

Brick

Bride of Chucky

Bridge to Terabithia

Bringing Down the House

Brokeback Mountain

Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy

Brother Bear

Brothers Grimm

Bruce Almighty

Bubba Ho-tep

Bucket of Blood

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Bug

Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes Comedy Hour

Bulletproof

Bully

Buried

But I'm a Cheerleader

Butterfly Effect

Cabin Fever

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

Caddyshack

Cadillac Records

California Dreamin': The Songs of 'The Mamas + the Papas'

Can't Hardly Wait

Candy

Candyman

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

Canine Commandos

Captain N: The Game Master

Carnival of Souls

Carnivàle

Carrie

Case 39

Casper

Casper: A Spirited Beginning

Castle

Catch Me If You Can

Chain Reaction

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie's Angels

Charlie Barlett

Charlotte's Web

Charlotte's Web

Charmed

Chasing Amy

Children of the Corn

Child's Play

Child's Play 2

Child's Play 3

Children of Dune

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

CHO Revolution

Chromiumblue.com

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Chuck

Chumscrubber

Cinderella

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

City of the Living Dead (Gates of Hell)

Clash of the Titans

Clash of the Titans (2010)

Class of Nuke 'Em High

Clerks II

Clerks.

Cloverfield

Clown at Midnight

ClownStrophobia

Club Dread

Coffee Date

Color Purple

Come Undone

Coming to America

Community

Corpse Bride

Cougar Town

Couples Retreat

Covenant

Cowboys & Angels

Craft

Crash

Crazy in Alabama

Critters

Critters II: The Main Course

Critters 3: You are what you eat

Critters 4

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Crow: Wicked Prayer

Cruel Intentions

Cry-Baby

Cursed

Daddy's Little Girls

Dakota Skye

Darby O'Gill and the Little People

Dare

Daredevil

Dark City

Dark Crystal

Dark Floors

Dark Knight

Dark Night of the Scarecrow

Dark Ride

Darkness Falls

Darkwing Duck

Date Movie

Dawn of the Dead

Day After Tomorrow

Day of the Dead

Day the Earth Stood Still

Dazed and Confused

Dead + Breakfast

Dead Heat

Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me: Life After Death

Dead Silence

Deadly Friend

Death Becomes Her

Death Proof

Deep Impact

Degrassi: The Next Generation

Demon Island

Demon Slayer

Demonic Toys

Demonic Toys: Personal Demons

Dennis the Menace

Desperate Housewives

Desperate Living

Despicable Me

Destination Truth

Devil

Devil Man

Devil's Rejects

Dexter

Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Diary of the Dead

Dick Tracy

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

Dinosaurs

Dinner for Schmucks

Dirty Shame

Disappearance

Disaster Movie

District 9

Doctor Dolittle

Doctor Dolittle

Doctor Who

Dogma

Doll Graveyard

Dollhouse

Dollman

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys

Dolls

Dolly Dearest

Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist

Don't Bother to Knock

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

Down to Earth

Dr. Giggles

Dracula

Dracula 2000

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Drag Me to Hell

Dragnet

Dragonball Evolution

Dragonfly

Dreamcatcher

Dreamgirls

Drift

Drive Thru

Drop Dead Fred

Drowning Mona

DuckTales

Dude, Where's My Car?

Dumb & Dumber

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

Dummy

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

Earth Girls Are Easy

Earthsea

Easy A

Eating Out

Eating Out: All You Can Eat

Echo

Edward Scissorhands

Eight Legged Freaks

Election

Eli Stone

Elves and the Shoemaker

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

Employee of the Month

Epic Movie

Eragon

Eraser

Eureka

EuroTrip

Evan Almighty

Everyone

Evil Dead

Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn

Evolution

Excalibur

Exorcist II: The Heretic

Fahrenheit 9/11

Family Feud

Family Guy

Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

Family Matters

Family That Preys

Family Ties

Fantasia

Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four

FAQs

Far from Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog

Fargo

Fat Albert

Far Girls

Father of the Bride Part II

Fear of Clowns

Fear of the Dark

Female Trouble

FernGully: The Last Rainforest

Fido

Field of Dreams

Fifth Element

Fighting

Film Geek

Final Cut

Final Destination

Final Destination 2

Final Destination 3

Finding Nemo

Firefly

First Knight

Five People You Meet in Heaven

Flash

FlashForward

Flintstones

Flipper

Flubber

Fly Away Home

Fog

Forgotten

Forrest Gump

Fraggle Rock

Freaked

Freddy Got Fingered

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Free Willy

Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th

Fried Green Tomatoes

Fright Night

Fringe

Frozen

Fun + Fancy Free

Fun with Dick and Jane

Funhouse, the

Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Garfield and Friends

Gargoyles

Gargoyles: The Heroes Awaken

Gattaca

Gay Weddings

Getting Lucky

Get Real

Ghost

Ghost Hunters

Ghost Hunters Live from the Stanley Hotel

Ghost Rider

Ghost Ship

Ghost Whisperer

Girl, Interrupted

Glee

Gnome-Mobile

Godsend

Going Overboard

Golden Compass

Good Morning, Vietnam

Goonies

Gothika

Grace

Great Muppet Caper

Greatest American Hero

Greg the Bunny

Gremlins

Grounded for Life

Grown Ups

Grudge

Guarding Tess

Hair Show

Hairspray

Hairspray

Half Baked

Hallow, the

Halloween (2008)

Halloween

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween II

Halloween II (2009)

Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Halloween: the Curse of Michael Myers

Halloween H20

Halloween: Resurrection

Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy

Hancock

Hanger

Hangover

Hannibal

Happening

Hard Candy

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harper's Island

Harry + Max

Harry + the Hendersons

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Hatchet

Hatchet II

Haunted Mansion

Haunting in Connecticut

Haunting of Molly Hartley

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

Heathers

Header

Hell in the Pacific

Hellboy

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellraiser

Hellraiser II: Hellbound

Helter Skelter

Hercules and the Amazon Women

Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur

Hercules in the Underworld

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Hercules and the Circle of Fire

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Hercules and the Lost Kingdom

Here Comes Santa Clause

Heroes

High Anxiety

Hills Run Red

History of the World: Part I

Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Hocus Pocus

Hogfather

Hole

Holy Man

Home Alone

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Home at the End of the World

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

Honey I Blew Up the Kid

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Hook

Horton Hears a Who!

Hostel: Part II

Hot in Cleveland

House of the Dead

House of the Devil

How I Met Your Mother

How to Train Your Dragon

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Howard the Duck

Howls Moving Castle

Hulk Vs.

Human Centipede, the

I Am Legend

I Can Do Bad All by Myself

I Dream of Jeannie

Igby Goes Down

I Know Who Killed Me

I, Robot

I Spit on your Grave

I'm the One That I Want

Ice Cream Man

Idle Hands

Illusionist

Immortal

Inception

Incredible Hulk

Incredibles

Independence Day

Indian in the Cupboard

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Infestation

Inside

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

Invader ZIM

Invasion

Invasion of the Bodysnatchers

Invincible Iron Man

Iron Man

Iron Man 2

Iron Will

Island

Is it just me?

It Takes Two

It's a Wonderful Life

It's Alive

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Jaberwocky

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

Jack Frost

Jack O Lantern

Jackass: The Movie

Jacobs Ladder

James and the Giant Peach

Jaws

Jaws 3

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jeepers Creepers

Jeepers Creepers II

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jennifer's Body

Jerk

Jersey Girl

Jessica: A Ghost Story

Jetsons: The Movie

Jingle All the Way

John from Cincinnati

Johnny English

Johnny Mnemonic

Journey Back to Oz

Journey to the Center of the Earth

Judy Garland Show

Jumanji

Jurassic Park

Justice League

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths

Justice League: The New Frontier

Karate Kid

Kermit's Swamp Years

Kick-Ass

Kids

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Killer Rats

King Arthur

Kiss of the Dragon

Krámpack (Nico and Dani)

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five

Kvitebjørn Kong Valemon

Kyle XY

La virgen de los sicarios

Labyrinth

Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best of George Michael

Lady Death

Lake House

Last House on the Left

Latter Days

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

Legend

Legend of the Seeker

Legion

Leprechaun

Leprechaun in the Hood

Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

Let Me In

Let the Right One In

Lethal Weapon 4

Liar Liar

Life as a House

Life As We Know It

Life of Brian

Life Stinks

Life with Judy Garland: Me and My Shadows

Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl

Lisa Lampanelli: Long Live the Queen

Lisa Lampanelli: Take it Like a Man

Little Big League

Little Monsters

Little Nicky

Little Shop of Horrors

Little Shop of Horrors

Lizzie McGuire Movie

Loaded Weapon 1

Locked Up

Lois + Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Longshot

Look Who's Talking

Look, Up in the Sky: The Amazing Story of Superman

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Lorenzo's Oil

Lost

Lost Room

Lost World: Jurassic Park

Love Potion No. 9

Lovely Bones

Lucky

Lucky Louie

LymeLife

Luster

Mac and Me

Mad Men

Madagascar

Madea Goes to Jail

Madea's Family Reunion

MADtv

Magic

Malevolence

Malibu's Most Wanted

Mallrats

Mama's Family

Mamma Mia!

Man of the House

Man on the Moon

Man Who Knew Too Much

Mannequin

Margaret Cho: Assassin

Margaret Cho: Beautiful

Married with Children

Mars Attacks!

Master of Disguise

Masters of the Universe

Matilda

Matrix

Matrix Reloaded

Matrix Revolutions

Maude

Me, Myself & Irene

Meaning of Life

Medallion

Medium

Meet the Browns

Meet the Feebles

Meet the Spartans

Melrose Place

Megamind

Memoirs of a Geisha

Men in Black

Men in Black II

Merlin

Merlin

Merlin's Apprentice

Message in a Bottle

Messengers

Metro

Metrosexuality

Mickey's Christmas Carol

Middle Man, the: The Complete Series

Midgets vs. Mascots

Midnight Meat Train

Midsummer Night's Dream

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Miracle in the Wilderness

MirrorMask

Misery

Missing

Mission: Impossible

Mist

Mo'Nique: I Coulda Been Your Cellmate

Modern Family

Money Pit

Monk

Monkey Business

Monster's Ball

Monsters

Monsters, Madness & Mayhem

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Mork + Mindy

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Mosaic

Mothman Prophecies

Moulin Rouge!

Mousehunt

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mrs. Doubtfire

Mrs. Winterbourne

Muppet Christmas Carol

Muppet Movie

Muppet Show

Muppets from Space

Muppets Take Manhattan

Muppets' Wizard of Oz

Murder on Flight 502

Musketeer

Mutant X

My Baby's Daddy

My Bloody Valentine

My Boyfriend's Back

My Cousin Vinny

My Girl

My Girl 2

My Name Is Earl

My Soul to Take

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Mysterious Skin

Mystery Men

Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

National Security

National Treasure

Nefertiti: Resurrected

Net

Never Back Down

Never Surrender

NeverEnding Story

Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter

Neverending Story III

New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking

New Nightmare

NewsRadio

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow

Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist

Night Watch

Night of the Demons

Nightmare Before Christmas

Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Nightmare on Elm Street

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

Nip/Tuck

No Retreat, No Surrender

Norma Jean & Marilyn

Not Another Teen Movie

Notebook

Now and Then

Number 23

Nun

Observe + Report

Ocean's Eleven

October 22

Off Season

Office Space

Oliver + Company (VHS)

Oliver + Company (DVD)

Omen, the (2006)

One Hour Photo

One Missed Call

Open Water

Orange County

Osmosis Jones

Others

Out of Time

Over the Hedge

Pan's Labyrinth

Pandorum

Paper Heart

Paper Man

Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity 2

Parks and Recreation

Passion of the Christ

Pathology

Pearl Harbor

Pecker

Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Penelope

Perfect Strangers

Personal Effects

Pest

Pet Sematary

Pet Sematary II

Pete's Dragon

Peter Pan

Peter Pan

Phantasm

Phantasm II

Phantom Racer

Phenomenon

Philadelphia

Phone Booth

Pink Flamingos

Pinocchio's Revenge

Pippi Longstocking's Christmas

Piranha

Pirate Movie

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Planet Hulk

Planet of the Apes

Planet of the Apes

Planet Terror

Pleasantville

Point Break

Poltergeist

Polyester

Popeye

Poseidon

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

Premonition

Pretty in Pink

Prey

Price Is Right

Prince Charming

Princess Bride

Problem Child 2

Producers

Producers

Prom Night

Prom Queen: The Marc Hall Story

Proof of Life

Psych

Pulse

Pumpkin Carver, the

Pumpkinhead

Punch-Drunk Love

Punisher

Punisher: War Zone

Punky Brewster

Puppetmaster

Puppetmaster II

Puppetmaster III: Toulon's Revenge

Puppetmaster 4

Puppetmaster 5: The Final Chapter

Puppetmaster: Curse of the Puppetmaster

Puppetmaster: Retro Puppetmaster

Puppetmaster: The Legacy

Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys

Puppetmaster: Axis of Evil

Push

Pushing Daisies

Python 2

Quarantine

Queer as Folk

Quest for Camelot

Radio Flyer

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Rain Man

Raising Arizona

Rat Pack

Reaper

Reaping

Reign of Fire

Rent

Requiem for a Dream

Rest Stop

Return of the Killer Tomatoes!

Return to Horror High

Return to Never Land

Return to Oz

Return to the Blue Lagoon

Rise of the Gargoyles

Road Trip

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Robots

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Rose Red

Roseanne

Rosemary's Baby

Ruins

Rules of Attraction

Runaway Jury

Rundown

Rush Hour 2

Rush Hour 3

RV

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sara Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Samantha Who?

Sanctuary

Saw

Saw II

Saw III

Saw IV

Saw V

Saw VI

Saw VII

Scanner Darkly

Scarecrow

Scary Movie

Scary Movie 3

Schoolhouse Rock!

Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World

Scream

Scream 3

Screw Loose

Scrubs

Secondhand Lions

Secret World of Alex Mack

Secrets of the Clowns

Seed of Chucky

Seeker: The Dark Is Rising

Selena

Serenity

Serial Mom

Sex Drive

Shadow Puppets

Shanghai Knights

Shaolin Soccer

Shaun of the Dead

She-Devil

She's the Man

Sherlock Holmes

Shocker

Short Circuit

Short Circuit 2

Shorts

Shrek

Shrek 2

Shrek 4-D

Shrek the Third

Shutter Island

Sick House

Sicko

Silence of the Lambs

Silent Hill

Silent Movie

Silent Night, Bloody Night

Silver Wolf

Simon Says

Simpsons

Sin City

Sister Act

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

Six Feet Under

Sixth Sense

Sky High

Skyline

Slackers

SLC Punk!

Sleepaway Camp

Sleeping Beauty

Sleepwalkers

Sliders

Slim Shady Show

Slither

Slutty Summer

Small Soldiers

Small Wonder

Smallville

Smiley Face

Smurfs

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Snurks: Back to Gaya

So I Married an Axe Murderer

Some Like It Hot

Something Wicked this Way Comes

Sometimes They Come Back

Sorcerer's Apprentice

Sorority Row

Soul Survivors

South Park

Space Jam

Spaceballs

Specials

Species

Speed

Speed Racer

Speedway Junky

Spider-Man

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 3

Spiderwick Chronicles

Spirit

Spirited Away

Splice

Spy Game

Stan Helsing

Stan Lee's Mutants, Monsters & Marvels

Star Is Born

Star Trek

Star Wars

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Stay

Stay Tuned

Step by Step

Stepford Wives

Stepford Wives

Stepmom

Stigmata

Still Smokin

Sting: Moment of Truth

Stolen Summer

Stöned Age

Storm Warning

Storyteller: Greek Myths

Stranger Than Fiction

Strapped

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

Substitute

Sudie and Simpson

Superbad

Superhero Movie

Superman

Superman

Superman II

Superman III

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Superman Returns

Supernatural

Summer of Sam

Surface

Surrogates

Survival of the Dead

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Sweet Dreams

Swing Kids

Talented Mr. Ripley

Tales from the Crypt

Tales from the Neverending Story

Tank Girl

Tattooist, the

Team America: World Police

Teen Titans

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Teeth

Tell Your Children

Terry Fator: Live From Las Vegas

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Terror

Testosterone

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Thank You for Smoking

ThanksKilling

That '70s Show

The 'burbs

The 4400

The Adventures of Pinocchio

The Batman

The Birds

The Black Cauldron

The Blair Witch Project

The Box

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

The Boy Who Talks to Whales

The Brady Bunch Movie

The Brood

The ButterCream Gang

The Cable Guy

The Changeling

The Crazies

The Devil's Advocate

The Exorcist

The Exorcist III

The Final

The Final Destination

The Fisher King

The Forbidden Kingdom

The Fox and the Hound

The Golden Girls

The Hills Have Eyes II

The Host

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Hunger

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

The Invention of Lying

The Jeff Dunham Show

The Jungle Book

The Jungle Book

The Lair

The Land Before Time

The Last Airbender

The Last Exorcism

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulu

The Lawnmower Man

The Lion King

The Little Mermaid (VHS)

The Little Mermaid (DVD)

The Little Vampire

The Little Rascals

The Magic Voyage

The Mask

The Men Who Stare at Goats

The Mummy

The Mummy Returns

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

The Nanny

The Night They Saved Christmas

The Onion Movie

The Office

The Outsiders

The Pagemaster

The Parent Trap

The Queens of Comedy

The Rage: Carrie 2

The Relic

The Rescuers Down Under

The Ring

The Rocketeer

The Scorpion King

The Secret Garden

The Stepfather

The Strangers

The Sword in the Stone

The Thing

The Three Musketeers

The Time Traveler's Wife

The Triangle

The Truman Show

The Undertaker and His Pals

The Vampire Diaries

The Wackness

The Waterboy

The Wizard of Oz

The World Is Not Enough

The X Files

Theodore Rex

They

Thing Below

Thinner

Time Bandits

Tin Man

Tinker Bell

Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure

Tinker Bell and the Fairy Rescue

Tiny Toon Adventures

Titan A.E.

Titanic

TMNT

To Be or Not to Be

To the Extreme

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

Tom and Huck

Total Recall

Touch of Pink

Toy Story

Tracy Takes on

Transamerica

Transformers

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transylmania

Transylvania 6-5000

Trick

Trick'r'Treat

Trip

True Blood

True Lies

Twelve Chairs

Twelve Monkeys

Twilight

Twilight Saga: New Moon

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Twins

Twist

Twister

Ugly Betty

Ultimate Avengers

Ultimate Avengers II

Unborn

Unbreakable

Uncle Buck

Undead

Underworld

Unsolved Mysteries

Up in Smoke

V

Vacancy

Valentine

Vamp

Vampire Clan

Van Helsing

Very Unlucky Leprechaun

Waiting...

Waking Life

Walk the Line

Wanda Sykes: Sick + Tired

Wanted

War of the Worlds

War of the Worlds

Warehouse 13

Wasp Woman

Watchmen

Waterworld

Welcome to the Dollhouse

We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story

Wedding Singer

Weeds

Weird Science

Weird Science

Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins

West Side Story

What Dreams May Come

What's Love Got to Do with It

When Puppets and Dolls Attack

Where the Wild Things Are

Whip It

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who's the Boss?

Why Did I Get Married?

Wild Africa

Will + Grace

Willard

Willow

Willy Wonka + the Chocolate Factory

Wings

Wishmaster

Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

Witchboard

Witchcraft

Witches of Eastwick

Wizard of Gore

Wolf Creek

Wolverine and the X-Men

Woman Who Loved Elvis

Wonderfalls

World Trade Center

Wrestler

Wrong Turn

Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

X-Men

X-Men

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men: Evolution

X-Men: The Last Stand

X2

Xena: Warrior Princess

Yes Man

Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus

You Again

You Better Watch Out

You'll Get Over It

Young Frankenstein

Youth in Revolt

Yugio

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction

Zodiac

Zombie Diaries

Zombieland

Zoobilee Zoo

Zoolander

Monday, March 21, 2011

On Hiatus...

So for those of you who still watch this space, I have been negligent in my duties.  I have been so busy at my real job that i have not had the opportunity to update this in quite some time.  As some of you may know, I have a real adult job that requires me to manage a medical clinic 5 days a week, which causes no end of stress and frustration in my life, so much so that I have not had time to watch much TV or review anything, and i haven't had a chance to blog. 

I'm going to try to get back to my blog from time to time, but it will be a little...different than in the past.  I have also begun learning the ancient (ok, not so ancient) art of....ventriliquism.

Good day to all. 

I'll leave you with this rather funny ventriloquist routine from one of the greats (that most of you have probably never heard of)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTJJDjjNSY

Monday, November 22, 2010

Network Updates!

FOX

Fox's FRINGE has been relegated to the Friday death slot, so it's more than likely going to be Fringe's last season. The mythology of the show has gotten pretty complicated this season, so i can see why the ratings have taken a dive, but i still love the show.

Running Wilde has been effectively canceled, and it will be airing its last episode December 28th. Fox has also canceled The Good Guys - its last episode will be December 10th.

Fox has picked up Christian Slater's new series Breaking In, a workplace comedy rumored to be replacing Running Wilde. 


CBS

Medium has also been canceled by CBS. It will air its last episode 1/21. 


SYFY

Syfy will be premiering Merlin's third season on January 7th at 10 pm. This is a great show that aired its first season on NBC.  It's a BBC import staring Anthony Head from the Buffy television series. 

Syfy also will be premiering their new show Being Human on Monday, January 17th at 9 pm.  This is a remake of the BBC show of the same name about a werewolf, ghost, and a vampire living together.  In this version, they live together in a Boston brownstone.

Syfy will air the Christmas episodes of Eureka and Warehouse 13 on December 8th.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Running Wilde...running on fumes

Fox has put Running Wild on hiatus for the rest of November.  Hopefully they'll just put it out of its misery, as the ratings are dismal, and the show isn't very good.

On another note, I bought the Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World DVD on Tuesday, and finally watched it today.  It was as entertaining this time as it was in theaters.  This is a movie i could probably watch over and over again and still enjoy.  Everyone should see it. There are a ton of deleted scenes on the DVD that are interesting ot watch as well.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

WWE's Edge guest starring in Sanctuary finale in spring

via press release:



WWE SUPERSTAR EDGE® GUEST STARS AS AN “ABNORMAL” IN SEASON FINALE OF SYFY’S POPULAR SERIES Sanctuary



NEW YORK – November 2, 2010 – WWE Superstar Edge® from WWE Friday Night Smackdown® will guest star in Syfy’s popular series Sanctuary. He will portray an abnormal named Thelo, an integral character in the season finale (scheduled to air in spring 2011).

Sanctuary airs Friday night at 10PM (ET/PT), immediately following its tag team partner Friday Night Smackdown at 8PM (ET/PT).



Edge has proven himself to be a Renaissance man, having written a successful autobiography Adam Copeland on Edge in addition to becoming a 9-time World Champion in WWE. Edge recently finished filming the feature film Bending the Rules in New Orleans alongside Jamie Kennedy, Jennifer Esposito, Alicia Witt and Jessica Walter.



In addition to Amanda Tapping as Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary also stars Robin Dunne as forensic psychiatrist Dr. Will Zimmerman, Agam Darshi as the quick-witted Kate Freelander, Ryan Robbins as tech wiz Henry Foss and Christopher Heyerdahl as the sinister John Druitt.



One of television’s most groundbreaking series, shooting almost entirely on green screen, Sanctuary was the first television series in North America to use the RED camera exclusively. Its stunning visual effects were nominated for a 2008 Emmy Award. Created by Damian Kindler (Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis), Sanctuary is produced in association with Syfy and is distributed by Tricon Films and Television. Season three of the series is executive produced by Damian Kindler, Amanda Tapping, Martin Wood, Keith Beedie and Tricon Films.



About Syfy



Syfy is a media destination for imagination-based entertainment. With year round acclaimed original series, events, blockbuster movies, classic science fiction and fantasy programming, a dynamic Web site (www.Syfy.com), and a portfolio of adjacent business (Syfy Ventures), Syfy is a passport to limitless possibilities. Originally launched in 1992 as SCI FI Channel, and currently in more than 98 million homes, Syfy is a network of NBC Universal, one of the world’s leading media and entertainment companies. (Syfy. Imagine greater.)

Series Updates for ABC, NBC, CW, Syfy

No surprise to most of us, NBC's (And J.J. Abrams) Undercovers has been cancelled.  The show never reached much of an audience and consistently recieved mediocre numbers.  The show will continue to run until December 1st, but production on the show has been halted.

NBC has given full season pick ups to Chase, Chuck, The Event, Outsourced, and Law and Order: Los Angeles bringing their totals up to 24 episodes.

In addition, NBC has upped the order of episodes for Community by two to make it 24 for the season.   This does not  guarantee renewal however.

Also, there will be no more episodes ordered for the CW's Life Unexpected, which is currently slated for 13 episodes, and it's not expected that there will be a second season.

ABS has cancelled the Whole Truth, which got pretty bad ratings.  They have not yet indicated if all 13 episodes would air.

ABC has given Better with You, Brother & Sisters and No Ordinary Family full season orders, bringing their episode totals up to 22.  Detroit 1-8-7 has been given an increased order, brining its total up to 18.

CBS' Medium, which is in its 5th season has had its order cut down to 13 episodes this seasin and is highly likely to be cancelled by the end of the season.

Syfy Has cancelled Caprica, their Battlestar Galactica follow-up that never really caught on with the fans.


Thursday, October 28, 2010

31 Halloween Movies to Whet your Terror Appetite!

Since it's Halloween, I've come up with a list of 31 movies to watch for Halloween - all of these movies are from my own collection.  These are all different types of movies (all horror), but all movies you should see.  They are in order from my least favorite (#1) to most favorite (#31).

Enjoy!


  1. Dr. Giggles (1992)
  2. Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)
  3. Poltergeist (1982)
  4. Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)
  5. Trick'r'Treat (2008)
  6. Final Destination II (2003)
  7. Pet Semetary (1989)
  8. It (1990)
  9. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
  10. Hostel: Part II (2007)
  11. Jeepers Creepers (2001)
  12. Leprechaun (1993)
  13. Idle Hands (1999)
  14. the Exorcist (1973)
  15. The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)
  16. Halloween (1978)
  17. Children of the Corn (1984)
  18.  Saw (2004)
  19.  Hatchet (2006)
  20. Carrie (1976)
  21. Candyman (1992)
  22. 28 Days Later (2002)
  23. Dolls (1987)
  24. Night of the Demons (1988)
  25. Dead Silence (2007)
  26. Dawn of the Dead (2004)
  27. Demonic Toys (1992)
  28. Seed of Chucky (2004)
  29. Drag Me to Hell (2009)
  30. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
  31. Army of Darkness (1993)

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Marvel and DC TV Series Updates

ABC is currently developing a new Incredible Hulk series.  Marvel thinks the Incredible Hulk will have legs as a television series like the 80s series on CBS.  The Incredible Hulk did not do well in feature film format, as there have been two movies in the last ten years, and neither did particularly well.

Marvel also may be looking at developing a Cloak and Dagger series based upon the Marvel characters of Tyrone Johnson and Tandy Bowen, with the powers of a cloak of darkness and light daggers, respectively.This show may be developed for ABC Family.

Also, from DC Entertainment, David E. Kelley (creator of Picket Fences, Chicago Hope, The Practice, Ally McBeal, Boston Public and Boston Legal) is developing a new Wonder Woman TV series.  The character barely left the ground under Joss Whedon's pen last year, and hasn't made much progress as a feature film since.  Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman was a hit television show on ABC and then CBS in the 70's.

No Ordinary Family Updates

ABC's No Ordinary Family, has gotten an order for four more scripts from ABC.  This is good news for one of falls highest rated new shows, and one of the few success stories of the fall television season.

ABC also has announced that No Ordinary Family will be moving to Tuesdays at 9 pm starting from November 30th to December 14th, while ABC airs various holiday specials in the 8 pm slot.  When No Ordinary Family returns on January 4th to the 8 pm slot, it will be followed by the second season premiere of V.

Also, Life Unexpected has gotten an order for two more scripts from the CW. 

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Syfy renews Haven and Warehouse 13

Syfy has renewed Warehouse 13, Syfy's highest rated show in 2010 for a third season of 13 episodes.  The show was Syfy's most watched in 2010, and was well received by critics.  It's main theme song was also nominated for an Emmy. 

Syfy's new 2010 summer show, Haven (based on the Colorado Kid by Stephen King), has been renewed for a second season, to shoot in Spring 2011 for a summer 2011 release (probably still using this year's lead in Eureka as it's lead-in again).  Haven held 82 % of its viewers from its Eureka lead-in, and doubled the Syfy Friday 10 pm ratings average.

Raising Hope Gets Full Season Order

Raising Hope on Fox has been performing well on Tuesday nights.  So well, in fact, that it is the # 2 new comedy for adults 18-34 (behind CBS's Mike & Molly) and the # 1 show for teens and young women.

This means that in addition to the 13 episodes that have already been ordered, they are ordering another 9 for a full 20 episode season.  This already dramatically increases the chances of the show getting renewed for another season (but of course it is too early to tell if any of the new shows are picked up for another season, especially with this years sluggish ratings).

NBC halts production on Outlaw

NBC has decided to halt production on its friday night drama, Outlaw, starring Jimmy Smits.  Fridays at 10 pm is not exactly prime real estate ofr any new TV show, so i can certainly see why it hasn't made much of a splash.  NBC hasn't yet cancelled it though, and the show has 5 more epsisodes to air while it monitors the ratings, but things don't look good for Outlaw, or for NBC right now. 

This is the first show of the 2010-2011 season to go on production hiatus, which is usually just a step from cancellation.

To make matters worse,NBC's Monday night lineup is doing pretty badly in the rating as well, a night which at one time they ruled.  Chase and the Event ratings are not what NBC was expecting, and even veteran show Chuck has slipped in the ratings the past few weeks.

NBC really needs to turn things around, especially after the 2009-2010 television season.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Fall TV Ratings - Sluggish TV Season

Fall TV Ratings

I think it's hard not to say after this TV Viewing season that TV Viewership is down, but it's also fairly obvious that most of the new TV shows have not found an audience.  The first two fall casualties have already been canceled after two episodes - FOX's Lone Star was the first, and ABC's My Generation was the second.

In addition, this week NBC's Chase dipped below a 1.7, which is extremely low for a (new) first season show.  NBC's The Event (whose advertising budget was larger than most returning series entire production budgets) lost 17% of its viewership this week as well, bringing it down to a 2.4. NBC's other big new premier, JJ Abrams Undercovers, dropped to a 1.6 for a 24% drop in its second week.

ABC's The Whole Truth is down 20% to a 1.2 putting it firmly in the cancellation zone as well.  Detroit 1-8-7 hasn't found an audience either, at a 2.1, and is likely to be canceled by the end of the season.

FOX's The Good Guys is likely to be the next to be canceled with a 0.7 rating, and is Running Wilde going to be far behind at a 2.3?

The CW is down across the board as well, so it's hard to see what shows will be canceled.  Life Unexpected is certainly going to be canceled with a .77 rating.  The rest are too close to call, but the CW will certainly need some work, as their rating are all quite low.

CBS is doing the best of all the network overall, with none of their shows in cancellation range yet.

That concludes the ratings report for the first two weeks of fall TV.

So far, it's not looking too promising for most of the new fall shows, although Mike and Molly, CBS' Monday comedy, is looking to be the most ppopular new fall show with a 3.9. 

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Top fall comedy premiere- Raising Hope on FOX!

Fall Comedy Premiere Reviews


ABC
Modern Family
Wednesdays at 9 PM


  

Modern Family starts out with a funny episode about the passage of time, and trying to recapture it. Phil, Gloria, and Mitchell had some funny moments in this episode. The show seems to have grown up a little bit since it began a year ago, and I have grown to like it more and more, the more I watch it. The humor never seems telegraphed or forced, even though some of the things that happen are a little extreme.



This is one of the best comedies of 2009, and it is still just as funny. The only shows that I think are funnier are The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother, which are focused on a different demographic. None of this years new comedies are as funn as Modern Family so far, though they certainly have potential.


Rating: B+



Cougar Town
Wednesdays at 9:30 PM



This first episode of season 2 guest starts the second of Courtney Cox's Friends alum. In the first season it was Lisa Kudrow, and this episode it is Jennifer Anniston, playing Jules' new therapist, Glenn. Glenn helps Jules understand why Grayson needs some time without her. Elle helps her realize that Glenn is just as crazy as the rest of them.

Laurie and Travis make a bet to see who can stay up longer, further cementing their sibling-like relationship, in one of the most entertaining moments in the episode.



Bobby has trouble with Grayson and Jules' relationship, while Grayson and Bobby further develop their uneasy friendship.


This show is entertaining from one episode to the next, without exception. It has evolved so far beyond its premise that it no longer resembles the show it first set out to be. That is one of it's strengths, as the show it set out to be be was a tired one note joke, and this show is anything but.



Rating: A-



NBC
Outsourced
Thursdays 9:30 PM



One of my friends suggested that I watch NBC's new comedy Outsourced, and I tried to like it, I really did. The thing is, I live in America, as do most of the people watching the show, and I find it relatively offensive to spend an entire 30 minutes go back and forth between making fun of Indian culture, food etc. and making fun of American culture, food, etc.



Its hard to decide what the target audience for a show like this is – I chuckled once or twice, but most of the time, making fun of the relative frivolity and freedom of American culture was annoying more than upsetting.



Only one of the characters stood out in my mind – but I honestly couldn't even tell you his name. The premise has legs, but the writing needs some tweaking, and many fewer jokes making fun of American and Indian culture. The culture clash should create the humor instead of blatantly making fun of one or the other.



Rating: C-



FOX
Raising Hope
Tuesdays at 9:00 PM



I wasn't looking forward to watching this show, because the premise didn't “grab” me. Once I started watching the show though, I was interested. Like Greg Garcia's other show, My Name is Earl, the show is grungy, realistic, and fun. It is funny, perhaps the funniest show I've seen this year. Some of the funniest characters in the first episode got minimal screen time, but I'm sure that'll change throughout the rest of the season.

Jimmy Chance had a one night stand, and the next morning we find out she's a murderer. The Chance family sends her back to prison, and 9 months later we find out the one night stand had a baby. Soon the mother is out of the picture, and Jimmy is left with a baby girl, named “Princess Beyonce” by her mother. The baby is soon renamed “Hope” and Jimmy decides to keep her, after the disagreement of his entire family, who can barely afford to take care of themselves.
Martha Plimpton plays Jimmy's mother Virginia, and she is one of the strong points of the show. Also, his grandmother is played by Cloris Leachman, and she steals every scene as the often senile old woman. I wish we could see more of her, and hope we do. The other character I hoped to see more of was the Grocery store worker, and potential love interest for Jimmy, Sabrina (Shannon Woodward), whose scenes were quirky and funny.



The show is sweet and funny, and some of the scenes with the baby make me laugh because Jimmy seems to be just as clueless about how to raise a baby as any first time parent (more so than some). Some of the comedy is a little bit exaggerated, and the sight gags are funny, especially the one with the kiss (I won't go into detail, but I squirmed).



I liked this show and thought it was cute, endearing, and funny. The cast is great, and the chemistry is there. I hope Hope is around for a long time.

Rating: A-






CBS
Mike & Molly
Mondays at 9:30 PM






Mike & Molly follows two fat people, Mike Biggs, a police officer looking to lose weight, and Molly Flynn, a fourth-grade teacher. They meet at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting, they make a connection, though they fail to make a date. They then meet again later, and Mike finally has the confidence to ask her out.


The show has its funny moments, and the supporting cast so far seems pretty entertaining, but there were just too many fat jokes. The show is about fat people, we get it (I mean his name is Mike Biggs, seriously?) - the show is about fat people going to Overeaters anonymous. The fat jokes should be well placed and littered infrequently thought the episode, but I thought the pilot was thin on plot with way too many fat jokes.
I'm still not sure where this show is going, I'm not sure what tension here is, since we know they'll end up together (The show IS called Mike & Molly after all) . I'll stick around because I like what I've seen of the characters and the cast, but the writing has to improve, and they have to work on their jokes.



I'll be around for another episode or two, but there better be something in those episodes to keep me around.

Rating: B-

This is No Ordinary Show!

No Ordinary Family
 
 Tuesdays at 8 pm
ABC
 
I have been waiting for the premiere of No Ordinary Family on ABC since I heard about it this past summer.  It has gotten quite a bit of advertising, and has grown quite a bit of buzz over the past few months.  Many people consider it the spiritual successor to NBC's Heroes, which was canceled last spring after 4 seasons.

There aren't a whole lot of similarities between the two shows though other than the fact that both shows star people with superpowers.  I imagine NBC's mid-season replacement show The Cape is more likely to be heroes spiritual successor in genre as well as tone, but time will tell.

In the meantime, No Ordinary Family seems like it is going to be a very character-based, family-oriented show.  It is sort-of like a live-action version of The Incredibles, but instead of comedy and light-hearted fun, this will be a dramady (drama+comedy) complete with both humorous moments and character-based drama.


The show is about Jim and Stephanie Powell and their kids Daphne and JJ.Their lives have caused them to feel disconnected from one another until they go on a vacation to Brazil, and get in a plane crash in the Amazon.  Their plane crashes into the Amazon, and they land in glowing green water.  When they return home they find out that they all have gained superpowers - Jim is super-strong, near invulnerable, and can leap, Stephanie has gained super-speed, Daphne has gained the ability to hear other people's thoughts, and JJ, who previously had learning disabilities, now has super-intelligence.

I was under the impression that they would be the only super-powered people on the show, but was pleasantly surprised to see at least one more in the pilot, and I imagine there'll be more to come.

The pilot begins with the plane crash and then shows us how they developed their powers.  The show is not above turning the usual comic conventions on their ears, such as invulnerability, "leaping tall buildings in a single bound", etc. as well as containing many Easter eggs for comic book and superhero fans.  It seems like the writers are having a lot of fun with the show, it's characters, and the genre as a whole.

The pilot is a lot like the first issues of a comic book in that it explains the heroes origins, so the tone and pacing of the first episode is likely to be different then the rest of the episodes, but if the first episode is any indication, it looks like this show is going to be a lot of fun. 

Overall I enjoyed the episode quite a bit, and can't wait for the rest of the season.  This is one of the few new hour-long TV shows I will be watching this season (The other are The Cape and The Event).  The Cape doesn't start until mid-season, and I haven't yet watched The Event but as long as the writing stays as strong, intelligent, and funny as the first episode, I think it is safe to say this is one of the best new TV Shows of the season.

Rating: A

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Modern Family is Quirky Family Fun

Modern Family: Season 1
Wednesdays at 9 PM
ABC




Last year, I heard a lot of buzz about the two new ABC fall comedies, Modern Family and The Middle.  I recently saw an episode of The Middle, and I wasn't impressed.  Because of this, I decided to skip The Middle and instead decided to watch Modern Family.

Modern Family is about family - three different families, to be exact, all of them different variations of the modern family unit.  There's Jay, his new wife Gloria, and her son Manny.  Gloria and Manny are Columbian, and Gloria is much younger than Jay. The second family is Jay's daughter Claire, her husband Phil,and their three kids, Haley, Alex and Luke.  The third family is Jay's son Mitchell, his partner Cameron, and their adopted Chinese daughter Lily. 

The show is set up as a mockumentary, with sitdowns with family members in between scenes relating to specific topics, such as motherhood, fatherhood, passing time, birthdays, holidays, etc.  The show won three Emmy's including Best Comedy Series, and Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series.

The show takes a little geting used to, as I have not in the past watched a comedy series with this particular style.  Other shows with this mockumentary style include The Office and Parks and Recreation

The families seem real, much more real than most other families on television.  The comedy comes from realistic situations, and realistic (and sometimes quirky) characters.  The characters are pitch perfect, and very funny, especially Eric Stonestreet (Cameron) and Ed O'Neil (Jay). They have a certain quirkiness to them, which reminds you that they are supposed to represent the modern family, in all its forms, flaws and all.

The one problem I have with the show is the character of Phil (Ty Burell).  He seems almost too quirky and childish to be a father of three kids. Other than that, I think the characters are spot on and realistic.

4 out of 5 stars

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Smallville: Season 9 - The right way to do Superhero TV

Smallville: Season 9
CW
Fridays at 8 pm



Smallville has been on for nine seasons, as a modern reinterpretation of the Superman mythology. It has gone through it's ups and downs, from the first few seasons
“Krypto-freak of the Week” format to where it stands now. The show stands to break the record for the longest running science fiction in the US series as it begins its 10th (and final) season this fall.

The chemistry between Clark Kent (Tom Welling) and Lois Lane (Erica Durance) is electric, and shows in every scene they share. At first, I did not like Erica's take on Lois Lane, but she has made the role her own, and it doesn't show any more than in this season.

Every season has characters and mythology from the Superman and DC Comics universe. This season is no exception, with the inclusion of Metallo (Brian Austin Green) the Wonder Twins (David Gallagher and Allison Scagliotti), Hawkman (Michael Shanks), Doctor Fate (Brent Stait), Stargirl (Britt Irvine) and Amanda Waller of Checkmate (Pam Grier), Zod (Callum Blue) and the return of fan favorite heroes Martian Manhunter, Zatanna, Green Arrow, Black Canary, and Cyborg.



I would be remiss if I did not mention the two hour episode, Absolute Justice, which felt more like a Smallville movie than an episode.  It related the history of the Justice Society of America and introduced them to Clark and his band of heroes.  The episode was well done, and kept the introductions grounded in realiy more than one would suspect for a bunch of heroes with such complicated histories and outlandish costumes.  Just enough of the introduced heroes origins was explained, but not too much to overshadow the action of the story.  The plot stood on it's own, while also introducting the viewer to the reoccuring government agency Checkmate, which will be used for the rest of the season, and probably well into Season 10.

Clark and Oliver (Green Arrow) come closer than ever this season to forming the Justice League, thanks in no small part to the bond shared by the members of the Justice Scoiety in the Absolute Justice episode.  By the end of the season you can see the pieces falling into place for the Justice League in Season 10. There has always been an unspoken rule for Clark Kent on Smallville, to keep the show grounded - “no tights, no flights”, and we see in the finale of season 9, that rule may now be off the table as the show heads to its conclusion.

The Clark Kent from Smallville is much different than the Clark Kent from the comics, perhaps more jaded, but still heroic, but if you do not compare Smallville to the comics, the show shines as an example of how to do superhero television show right, while still using costumes and superpowers and keeping the show heavily grounded in reality.

Ever since Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) left the show (after season 7), the show has gone through a modest decrease in enjoyability. This season seems to have returned to its former glory, being the most enjoyable season of the show since season 7. I still look forward to Lex's return in some form or another in Season 10, as he is certainly one of the most important characters in the Superman mythology.

Smallville: Season 9
4 ½ stars out of 5